Networking is one of the most awkward adult occurrences that happen, like, in life. You no longer get to meet new friends and acquaintances over a game of beer pong or hi-fiving at a football game. Instead, you subject to suit and tie- business card sharing-accolade listing- events where everyone stands around and asks what you have accomplished, your alma mater, and then comments on the weather. BLEH! However much you dread events like these, they are going to happen… so here are a few tips for working a room better than Ethel Merman , and not wanting to scratch your eyeballs out in the process:

• Play Paparazzi: Many galas and events bring local celebrities, and can be a perfect opportunity for you to connect with someone with strong influence in your community. Research the event committee or hosts to learn who is attending in advance, and then use LinkedIn to see who could possibly introduce you to your celebrity crush. (Alternatively, you can creepily “accidentally” meet them in the bathroom… I may have succumbed to this practice once…not super successful).
• Know CNN,FOX,NBC, and NYTimes : Staying on top of local and national events, sports, etc. provide a common ground for conversation starters. If you don’t know what to say, starting with a, “So what about them Tigers” line can usually curb a foot in mouth scenario.
• What’s Love Got to Do With It?: Conversation about things you love makes stranger talk easier for you and those around you. I love to talk about local restaurants and activities I do around Detroit or a recent volunteer experience. People can connect and relate easily when you have a topic that you know in and out.
• Watch The Clock: During a cocktail hour, I suggest not exceeding ten minutes in conversation with any one individual. Networking events allow you to mix and mingle with others. If you don’t do any “mixing” you’ve basically failed. Keep conversation short and sweet and use appetizers, drinks, or a “good friend across the room” to keep your feet moving and grooving around the hotel lobby.

Breaking the ice can sometimes make you feel like this guy:

But remember, the  more you practice, the better these events can be. I have been to some events where I end up meeting future bosses, mentors, and more. The highlight of your night shouldn’t be the taco bar, it should be meeting and connecting with people from around your community. If the best part of the event really is the taco bar… then at the very least use you savvy networking skills to finagle a take-home box.